I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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