I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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