yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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