I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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