i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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