but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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