I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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