So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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