in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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