He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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