butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i think i have two assholes
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
The ass gains better be worth it
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