haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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