so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
