based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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