Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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