so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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