Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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