What did we do last night that was yellow?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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