Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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