yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
that may or may not have been my penis.
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