Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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