its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
