he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My vagina just clenched in fear
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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