Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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