its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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