I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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