office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
