I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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