Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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