How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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