the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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