Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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