He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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