Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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