I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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