Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize