problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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