You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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