honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dignity is for republicans.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
