sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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