dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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