you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
50% drunk capacity currently
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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