lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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