Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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