I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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