If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I AM VODKA MAN
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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