there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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