Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
