Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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