so explain again why im purple
no
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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