Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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