I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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