It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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