People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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