She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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