So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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