Already got asked if we're dating
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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