How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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