I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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