I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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