that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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