dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
my nose is crying tears of wow.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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