Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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