How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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