I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I am puke
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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